Anal Fluids in the Water Supply


bogleech:

Immortal time traveling wizard who, every time he has to shit, travels back to the same moment in some abusive, sexist, skeevy comic book fan’s house to use his comics or toys as toilet paper so from the geek’s perspective a hundred identical wizards just pop in one day and deface every last earthly thing he values with their shitty asses.

And then the wizard looks through reddit for another worthy target

amazing

deucejoker:

johnhwatsn:

petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying

"Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing."
"What’s that?"
"My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?"
"No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years."
"Damnit. God damnit. Fuck." 

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

fox news is the biggest pile of tripe I have ever watched in a long time

 - OHHH BANANA
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perks-of-being-chinese:

nipsl1p:

bowtozhao:

lunaticobscurity:

lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows

WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT

DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN

perks-of-being-chinese:

nipsl1p:

bowtozhao:

lunaticobscurity:

lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows

WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT

DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN

bogleech:

cephalopodqueen:

TOO CUTE

Crocodilians really care about their babies too they talk to them and hold them in their mouths and let them climb all over them and they get really really mad at anything else getting too close to them this is a proud mommy

bogleech:

cephalopodqueen:

TOO CUTE

Crocodilians really care about their babies too they talk to them and hold them in their mouths and let them climb all over them and they get really really mad at anything else getting too close to them this is a proud mommy

realmonstrosities:

the-holocene-extinction:

Happy Earth Day!
In celebration of today I would like to bring you some good news. This large cave dwelling insect has likely escaped extinction thanks to the efforts of biologists. These tusked wetas (Motuweta isolate) were nearly wiped out due to rising populations of invasive rats. They are no longer found at all in several of their original habitats but thanks to the efforts of the New Zealand Department of Conservation they have been introduced into other habitats free of invasive mammals. 
For the full article by John Platt visit Scientific Amercian
(Image source: Graeme Churchard)

It’s got the back-end of an earwig coming out of its face!

realmonstrosities:

the-holocene-extinction:

Happy Earth Day!

In celebration of today I would like to bring you some good news. This large cave dwelling insect has likely escaped extinction thanks to the efforts of biologists. These tusked wetas (Motuweta isolate) were nearly wiped out due to rising populations of invasive rats. They are no longer found at all in several of their original habitats but thanks to the efforts of the New Zealand Department of Conservation they have been introduced into other habitats free of invasive mammals. 

For the full article by John Platt visit Scientific Amercian

(Image source: Graeme Churchard)

It’s got the back-end of an earwig coming out of its face!

bogleech:

they’re all making excited little peep-peep sounds

bogleech:

they’re all making excited little peep-peep sounds

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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bogleech:

I can’t be the only male who thinks “popping” a “cherry” is one the most unattractive, disturbing, viscerally repulsive allegories in our language, can I? I’ve never even momentarily had a vagina in all my years and hearing it makes my legs clamp shut. Even apart from how skeevy and objectifying…

so others do share my opinions on this subject after all!

Anything to do with the inner reproductive system, the human mouth and especially my ever so sensitive veins make me sick to the point where I don’t want to do anything ever again